Saturday, September 8, 2007

DANGER!! Snoopy is a dirty Gay !!


I feel like such a donkey for not posting here for so long, but this shocking news made me realize I had an obligation to let all on the interweb know the truth about Snoopy before any more children are damaged by his homosexualist agenda. I don't know why I didn't realize how gay snoopy was before, but it is so obvious to me now. Firstly, Snoopy and Woodstock practically live together (in sin) and Snooppy is obviously the macho Daddy to Woodstock's twinky young sex-toy. Then I started to look at other characters and I realized that Peppermint Patty is a butch lesbian (yuck!) who is always trying to get in the other girls pants. Linus is also obviously a homosexualist as he is always carrying a blanket which is like the handkerchiefs that gays use to tell each other if they like to take it up the pope-chute or get whizzed on and stuff (!!!) I even found this picture of Snoopy cheating on Woddstock and sleeping with Linus!!! I can't believe that they can put something so disgusting in a show for kids. It must be made by perverts. Actually, I just found out that the Snoopy people are using a flaming homosexualist fashion designers to make snoopy clothes (click here for the yahoo news story). In their sick fashion show they made snoopy wear a dress and stuff--so not only is he a fag but he's a cross-dresser too!!! This is too much!!!! Why hasn't FOX news told people about this travesty so we can stop it?_??