I was discussing the whole reformed homosexualist thing with Barry after work during lunch—we went out to this place that has great chimichangas and we had a few beers—and he isn’t sure that once you have been gay that you can convert to be a heterosexual because you would always have at the back of your mind that you liked butt sex better than normal sex. Then that got me wondering if as a Christian there were other kinds of sex that we shouldn’t have, not just butt sex between guys… When I got home I Goggled Christian sex and found this neat homepage called Sex in Christ that tells you which sex it is ok for Christians to have. Obviously butt sex with another guy is out of the question, but surprisingly it seems that doing it in a women’s ass is OK by Jesus. Apparently God created anal sex so that Christians could do the dirty (hehehe) before marriage and still stay a virgin and avoid unplanned pregnancy (he really did think of everything!!!). There is a whole page about how the Bible says anal sex is ok which was very informative for me. I never considered doing butt sex with a girl really, but now I know that it is OK in God’s eyes I might put it on the menu!! (Watch out ladies!!)
It is so simple really—Butt sex with Ryan Phillippe is bad, doing it in Hilary Duff’s ass is good!Reading the rest of the site I was shocked to see that even fisting is OK with God. I guess when you think about it, putting your hand inside someone is more about love and trust than sex. As the homepage says, “Like anal sex and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a sex act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show.” I am not sure that I am ready for fisting, but I must turn Barry on to this homepage tomorrow and see what he thinks. It really is amazing what you can find on the interweb these days.
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I was surprised to learn that anal sex is not a sin, but after trying it with my husband last night I can see why God approves. It was so much fun, although next time I will lube up better.
please stop posting these ryan phillipepe photos. you are going to turn me into a gay man quicker than you can say 'french lick, indiana.'
Alot of things that people post that say "the bible says" is their interpretation on it. You can't take someone's word for it. You have to read it for yourself. The way I read it, neither anal sex or fisting is right with god. That is however my interpretation on the matter. They sound like things jezebel lead the people to do before she fell off her balcony and was eaten by dogs.
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