The whole gay snickers thing reminded me about the damage that soy is doing to men. I read this column by Jim Rutz that says that eating soy can make you a homosexualist a while ago but had forgotten about it. He says, " There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular." I this it is so irresponisble of people to put soy in food if it makes men grow breasts and turn homosexualist. I think it is partly vegetarians that we should blme as them are always trying to make people eat tofu instead of beef. Of course there is that mad cows disease and stuff but then it turns out that tofu isn't safe either and it is much easier for them to hide tofu or soy in your food than to slip some beef in. 
I don't eat tofu anyway but I am worried about hidden soy in my food as it could make me go gay and I don't think I want to have to touch a man's penis. It is not just me who is worried about this look at all these weblogs that are concerned about gay soy.I am pretty convinced that this soy stuff really is bad for you because Barry's brother Ted went vegetarian on us last summer. He read this stupid article about being a vegitarianist and decided to stop eating meat and stuff and just have vegetables and tofu and quorn and beans and stuff like that. Well, it made him have gass a lot and he lost some weight but because he was drinking loads of soy milk and eating tofu three meals a day he started to get changes in his body. By the end of the summer he had started to get breasts and get all hormonal on us. It was kinda funny but kinda disturbing. He didn't go all gay on me so that was OK, but it was a close call. In the end we convinced him to start eating steak again but it took a few months for his tits to go back to normal again.
You can see how much he changed from the before and after pics Barry gave me. I hope this is a warning to any impresisonable young guys who are thinking of trying vegetarianism.By the way Jim Rutz is quite an interesting guy and he even has his own church (who cool is that!!).
3 comments:
That breast pic looks a little photoshopped to me.. but I'll take your word on it. And I don't know about the soymilk. But tofu does not make you grow breasts. Think about it, we japanese have been eating the stuff for god knows how long and we don't have them.
I agree with the last poster. Soybeans do not turn you gay. Asian cultures have been eating soy for all of recorded history. I've eaten the stuff myself while I was living in japan. All the time because it's so much cheaper than beef. I have no such problems, and that picture is photoshopped
Thanks for the laugh.
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