does snicker make you a homosexualist????

I don't have much time to write my weblog today because Barry is off sick today. I don't think he is really sick, I think it is because he ate snickers and he thinks snickers makes you a gay. The whole problem was that superbowl ad they showed of snickers making too guys kiss each other (Gross!) which made it seem that if you eat snickers you go homosexualist. I checked Fox News and they have the story about it... and now the gays are complaining because after the two guys in the ad kissed, they pulled out some chest hair to show how macho they are and the gays don't like this (I hear that they shave or laser their hair anyhow).
I am confused now. Barry thinks snickers makes you homosexualist but the gays think it was a disgusting ad and now everyone is complaining. I just wanna know if it is safe to eat sneakers or if they really do put something in it to make your queer, you know like that tofu shit that gives you breasts (more on this on a later post in case you haven't heard it). Life is so confusing. I mean I like snickers but I don't want to be a homosexualist. I hope barry doesn't try to kiss me when he comes back to work, I mean he is cool as a friend, but he's no Ryan Phillippe!!!